Rumpus Party Town

elendraug:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

I am so fucking tired of the WEHHH I’LL GET BLUE BALLS excuse like shut the fuck up all of you christ, either masturbate or shut the hell up

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

I dont know how to feel about some of the people liking my photo on fb.

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE FLATTERED OR POSSIBLY WORRIED FOR MY LIFE
did i fuck up somewhere?
Is this the calm before the storm?
Am i going to be ganged up on in the near future?
Maybe its just really is a nice picture?
Is it a sign of acceptance maybe?
A proposal of ‘no bad vibes’ possibly?


WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Why is everything happening so much

Im gonna go cry

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

Tomorrow are ACTs and here i am almost 11pm with too much shit running through my mind and regret about things i wanna say but probs never can.

Fuck dude.

brotagonist:

neon genesis regret

regalasfuck:

fasterfood:

i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say

FACTS

Dear Black girls: You are all queens, don’t ever let a peasant de-throne you.